What would BREXIT do?
- Apr 23, 2019
- 4 min read
Whats going to happen with brexit anyway? Maybe we might just end up starving ourselves and eating crisps like we're on the dole. Same difference. Americas' always got that Brexit culture monopoly but they're just only going to fund us through the computer I suppose. Maybe they will find a way to get japan (thanks to their new trade deal) to make a new vape liquid that can be electrified through radio waves to fuel the starving brits after they leave the post ww2 union they set up themselves. Maybe we will use this technology to make oxygen in the lungs when we live in a carbon dioxide rich environment that resembles christian hell- you know like the Japanese went through.... Bloody trade deals :).
Brexit wouldn't do a thing. It would lie there and soak up the easter sun and slowly eviscerate itself through sun cancer, as opposed to doing what is is meant to be doing, which is what by the way? Irony? Suicide? I just think the students got so mashed up with the internet and alcohol they just decided to re-enact game of thrones. Im not joking. These students nowadays want to know what Jesus would do in 21st century social situations. Well to tell you the truth he would say that you're being stupid, get a job, and be nice. Also the total legend would probably freak everyone out by saying America is just a computer algorithm created post ww2 to fill a hole in the war narrative.
Talking of Jesus. I think that he would vote leave... hear me out here this is a big statement. He was infamously rebellious, you know how those romans would pin him to crosses and the such? Well he was really good at this kind of stuff. Internationalism is the greatest amount of crazy shite in terms of monetary goals and Europe, but also the environment. Not saying Europe is good for the planet but in-fact it could heal that a lot easier if we could just not be a disabled continent under international rules. Im pretty sure the lord and saviour was a pretty big advocate for the planet and also a natural politician, although he would hate the association with that kind of thing. he would vote for more environmental protections and stuff. Anyways if you think about it there is lots to be getting on with and we could do with a bit of rebellion.
And what about those brits that have never heard Brexit, think of the children and the poor deontology cases. Poor people. Can you imagine actually finding someone not aware of Brexit??? What a shock they're gonna have, hah. See Jesus would take care of these ones... he would spread the word, he would tell people about Brexit. Get it done by just telling people cool stuff- if you want Brexit tell the world about it, go and do it.
At least if we had a Jesus we could feed him some research chemicals and cheer him up a bit, you know... a little Spice here, a little 2cb there; he would love it - he is invincible isn't he? Anyways the university of LA has made a drug we could give him... a certain something that can make you speak your thoughts, which could be very interesting... we might find God at long last.
Then, and only then could we could analyse the current state of affairs and see if the environment could survive our economically fractured world. Jesus would have taken the Keynesian route of economics, believe me, and established a world bank with a world currency to peg the post war oil and steel situation... not a bloody American greedy-arse FED monopoly politics. Who knows what would happen? We could actually have fixed things a long time ago with that system, but then again the environment is dying and we are going to christian hell with no icy heaven. Who knows what god would say about the whole affair. Anyways he would probably tell you a good story or something, maybe about who he is... like maybe He is actually the environment... like a supernatural ecosystem of semi sentient organised organic structures in a panpsychist framework; Where earth is like a spaceship floating through space in a protective gravitational and structural metric that... is made to help us explore an even vaster galaxy that has radiation... and meteorites... that would be absorbed and deflected by venus where the Captain (Jesus) can interpret the spikes and changes in gravity... and radiation... from the environment and the effect on the subtlety of the environment and interpret what direction to take us by interpreting God... Where the moon is actually a black hole with a ring of light around it that absorbs gravity and asteroids and radiation that would usually kill us, which is absorbing all our heavy metals destroying our ecosystem and leaching our planet of its life force. Or maybe we just vote for Corbyn.
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