Make it stop :/

Make it stop, for the love of all that can be considered holy in this world, what doth the brit so humble and gracious have to do in the name of government to live happy, I call for some, in kind, revolt! Not the type that you would love to see, but what was done in the olden days, just like back when we were humble people doing humble things, you know, pitchforks, ole robin hood tempraments, stuff of legend, and people of honour. Like listening to doctor who remakes and laughing at chavs, but better. Its more shakespearian you see. We could just go out and have a really good time drinking and telling jokes outside parliament, or maybe eating jam in front of Michael Gove. Those who know what mischief and misdemeanours could go down will have a time to remember, but few and far between. At least we hold our chaotic government together with the will of the people. Jam was just for Jeremy Corbyn, once. It is very versatile, a jam, probably requires a bit of a breather, if your in one you have to get out, go for a walk and clear your thoughts for the apocalypse, and if your a lorry driver find some good kentish jam being sold somewhere, so you can make toast while you do your paperwork. Being in a proper jam... (benefit jam...) you need to go for a walk more to facilitate the blood flow to the important bits, like the cerebral cortex. See we are good with that thinking, we can do lots of helping with it too, we can take illicit substances like no other true, but we can also become a country needing those things to keep afloat. We could have been bigger, steroid fuelled captain americas or european genius's, with particle accelerators and misterious attitudes, why not, i ask you? Revolt is fun and people really like to give terrible things to their government in a narcissistic way, just to spite them into getting things for us. Why would people not want a new set of laws that give us less jams, more walking, some marajuana, and some organised polite mailing of MP's well... so at least there is that.

Dont forget that there are a lot of good things happening, just non so wild as the fact that everything is fucked. We are all going to be on benefits scrapping off the state as much as possible. There are going to be lots of things not to do, so just relax, make peace, help a politician in need. Because I hope that its going well, so there are lots of things we have that that can stop the people doing things that are fun, like disease, media dissonance and dire straits, oh and our societal feeding machines that we all have now, like some personal existence that talks and moves, but is actually a machine doing things in 2 dimensions. But some cool people like to do interesting things with their money... like invest, digest, assess, and maintain. Cant you just add some money through some kind of chicanery? Well yes. Yes you can by buying and selling before money falls so you got things for you to buy. I hope that that helps, get some russian hats, try on a snood, eat some sushi (avoid the camambert), and have a laugh, theendoftheworldisnigh (##) Oh and chrimbo, should go back to proper chrimbo, when we had meme wars and videosharing, plus eating berries and sheep, because sacrifices must be made in the name of political investigation!

Also, in all seriousness what do people say really when we think of who we are as a nation? Do we relate to Brexit, do we dance around it, do we have some backup? Can we have a real honourable reply like, "We dont talk like that anymore" as if that was a useful way of doing things in any period of time. Whats the best way of going up for debate from a disadvantage? Well, lets say pride and arrogance, is my solution, maybe a mild threat of future unhappiness, just enough for the people to throwdown, and throwdown they should. All you need is those christian values man, thats all you need, and coffee, lots and lots...

Well we have to say that there is a lot of good things happening throughout the country right now but non so wild as the fact that everything is fucked. We are all going to be on benefits scrapping off the state as much as possible. There are going to be lots of things to not do, so I hope that they are going well, so there are lots of things we have that that can stop the people doing things that are fun, like disease, media dissonance and dire straits, oh and our societal feeding machines that we all have now, like some personal existence talking machine. But some cool people like to do interesting things with their money... invest, digest, assess, and maintain. Cant you just add some money through some kind of chicanery? well yes. Yes you can by buying and selling before money falls so you got things for you to buy. I hope that that helps, get some Russian hats, try on a snood, eat some sushi (avoid the Camambert), and have a laugh, theendoftheworldisnigh (##).

Did you see the Putin handshake recently? saudis laughing and Donald Trump in the background? You know what, blame Putin, blame the saudis, blame the question asking strangers, blame the ones that dont aquiesce to the country, foreign or at home. What is the Russian involvement you ask? to intimidate with superior technique and therefore gain an edge over the competition. To intimidate the population and make the people not gather without a European present. Look back, who had that style of leafy forceful attitude on their breath, well the Russians. Who had that Saudi distance and fear in their eyes? Because they are desperate, and exaggeration, and trying to piece lives back together from percieved rubble-powerful but not everything. there seems to be a flooding of these people into england of recent years, ungodly hordes of information seeking vampires that have little happy ways of leeching you till your done, for good.

As long as the people are not unhappy and the politicians are making history, who cares, its just a little help from the EU wouldn't hurt, but maybe they will be fair, I hope. The backstop should be great, because the Northern Irish can just sit in a little cosy country nestled in the world between two huge powers and they will be very happy. Maybe they will become like the vagabond survivors of the British betrayal of the "Great" European existence.